Twas the first day of camp....

Twas the first day of camp and my goodness the house
The snack wrappers and juice boxes everywhere would please a mouse!

It was a long day at work I was so very tired
Felt like the kind of day like someone would get fired!

Rode the subway after leaving work on a hot day with no air
Made my commuter train by running -- caught it with just a minute to spare!

Picked up the pizza, and tried to walk home with care
Just then it started to rain and ruin my hair

Forms and papers to read and fill out
Lists and supplies needed already- I wanted to shout!

The kids were bathed after dinner, their feet were grimey
Towels and bathing suits that needed to be rinsed were in bags so slimey

The kids peed and brushed their teeth from the chocolate smores - so dirty
My goodness I cannot believe it's eight thirty!

I must get to bed but there is a sink full of dishes
It's then that I asked a genie for three wishes:

1. Please let me win enough money to stay home
2. See above, after that I am done
3. See number two after that I am through!