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Overheard on the Subway

Two girls, trendy, early 20s, maybe college students

Girl One :"She said that? Are you friends with her?"

Girl Two :"yeah"

Girl One: "Facebook friends?"

Girl Two :"No, not facebook friends"

Girl One :"Oh"

Assuming here that if you are facebook friends, you are serious?

Not sure.... am too old....must get back to my 80s music. On tape. Member those?

This is what my life sounded like at their age, ok, maybe a bit younger

Me: "I love him so"

Friend :"You do, don't you?"

Me :"Yes, I just want to go home and listen to the mixed tape he made me. He put LL Cool J's "I need love on it" you think that means he loves me?

Friend :"Totally"

Me at Jcrew

Me: I am returning this

Salesman: Ok, let me run this, and what might I say is the reason for the return

Me: It makes me look pregnant, no seriously, it looks like it's a maternity dress, and I already have two, and that's enough

Salesman: That's a new one, have to get that as a reason added onto our code list

Me: Please do, once women decide two is enough, they don't want to be reminded of maternity clothes.
Some even burn them.
True Story.

Salesman: Oh yeah? (while thinking to himself, this one is a REAL nutcase, now that's a code they should have)