Week Two

This is my second week as a SAHM (stay at home mom) and let me tell you, it' ain't easy.

Never did I think I'd utter such phrases as:

"please don't put the pizza on your foot"

"get the marker out of your mouth, it's poison"

"I am going to spank your butt"

"hey, who's the boss here?"

The old classic "because I said so" (see transformation into my mom go on here)

"don't touch your pee pee and then your face"

"come here and let me wipe your butt, you got poop hanging out of it"

Oh it's been a rough week, yesterday by 10am I was ready to lose it. I think the key is keeping  her and me busy....but it's just been so darn HOT. Today we start  her dance classes. They are every Tuesday. Having been a dancer myself for some 12 years....I am very excited. I am hoping they don't ask how old she is because I told them she was 3 and she knows darn tootin that she's 2, her cousin Leanna is 3, her cousin Rebecca is 5 and Mommy is 22. We've worked on that for a week. Especially the latter one! :-)

Now, update on the end of pregnancy....here's my symptoms:

I have cramps, like menstrual ones and they are strong

I have to poop sometimes so bad, that I have gone in department store bathrooms. It's like I physically cannot hold it in.

My ribs hurt from being kicked in them.

Ditto for bladder.

My boobs are big and sore, and I cannot bring myself to wear a bra these days. Too bad that can't be a turn on for some given my huge nature.

My feet, who thank god have been trying to support all this weight, have had it. They are dry, cracking, peeling and aching. There are a plethera of products for dry feet and I go through all of them, but I think they are just tired of doing their job and want this to be over. It's gross considering it's summer, and I wrap them in moisturizer and put socks on every night which seems to help except when I wake up at 3 am and want them OFF.

The other night, I grabbed my husbands pillow to help hoist self into marital bed, it woke him up.....and after an hour or two I was on the couch anyway.

Sex dreams are in full swing, and someone keeps making a reoccurance which is freaking me OUT. Don't ask, I am not telling.

Done for today.

Comments

[David Jacobs]

Great post.